Santa needs to get his mouth washed out with soap.
It was almost mission impossible, but a Twitter user managed to make Saint Nick spew Tom Cruise’s F-word-laced rant by dubbing the TV special “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer,” which first aired in 1964, Fox News reported.
“This is my December passion project,” wrote Jason Gallagher, who posted the hilarious mashup, which shows Santa flying off the handle a la Cruise in front of a cast of characters from the iconic show.
Looking on in apparent abject horror are Rudolph, the Abominable Snowman and Yukon Cornelius, among others.
“They’re back there in Hollywood making movies right now because of us! We are creating thousands of jobs, you motherf—ers!” Santa is heard yelling in Cruise’s voice from his now-infamous meltdown.
“I don’t ever want to see it again! Ever!” he shouts in the video created by Gallagher, a senior producer at The Ringer.
As of Friday morning, the clip had garnered more than 421,000 views.
“A new Holiday Classic!! My kids will look back fondly on it for years to come!!! ‘Daddy, when is that Angry Santa Show coming on again? We like that one best!!!’” one Twitter user said about the dirty Santa clip.
Cruise has reportedly decided to go on an early Christmas break after his eruption on the set of his “Mission: Impossible 7” set, where he berated his staff for violating strict COVID-19 safety rules.